There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

Call me Jester (Duckstapler and variants of it is fine too). I'm a lesbian separatist who draws space marines and horrible animal people.

MY WEBSITE!!!! (the games are here)

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Fan game?


I’m guessing you’re asking for clarification about this post/the identities of the mentioned games? I’ve been ruminating on the arc of my life where I played them some lately, so I’ll tell a story while I’m at it.

The fangames are Legend of Zelda: Fallen Sage, Legend of Zelda: Time’s Menagerie, and the unreleased (and quite well publicized!) Hyrule: Total War. The first two are straight up rpg maker games with almost no resemblance to the LoZ series aside from featuring Link, a whole lot of gohma, and a sprinkling of very strange interpretations of the seven sages. The lastest one, as some people might have already seen/heard, is a sprawling Total War mod.

They’re… pretty bad. Very little to do with Zelda, buggy, poorly written, with more genocide and underwear fetishism than you can shake a deku stick at. And oh boy are they pretentious, despite the crazy amount of plot holes and completely forgotten plot arcs. Oh, and did I mention in game #2 just about every female character talks about how uncomfortable their underwear is and how it’s giving them a wedgie at least once? Mmm, subtle. I can’t say much about Hyrule Total War because it’s still a work in progress, but from the cutscene clips he’s posted on youtube it doesn’t look like his writing has matured much, if at all.

And now, story time:

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Posted 14 hours ago With 4 notes

ok that’s it i need to unfollow some people because i went back 66 pages of my dash and STILL DID NOT FIND THE POSTS I SAW LAST NIGHT…

Posted 1 day ago With 5 notes


it’s okay to enjoy disney movies with same-face female character design.

as long as you are aware that disney is consistently producing female characters with the same facial structures for a reason — on the basis that they have to look “pretty” and thus presenting a one-face beauty standard.

you don’t have to apologize for liking tangled or frozen or wanting to see big hero six but please do not defend same-face character design there is no excuse

Posted 1 day ago With 2,399 notes

Tagged: #yeah


Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

Tagged: #good



i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself


she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start


three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

Posted 1 day ago With 63,360 notes

Tagged: #skyrim #good



This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real

people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage

you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

Tagged: #yeah

open sims roleplay




'Oh feebee lay…'


Posted 3 days ago With 12,079 notes

Tagged: #sims #good



jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

Tagged: #it's dweet



wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it


Posted 3 days ago With 77,919 notes

Tagged: #good #firefly