hyrule warriors is just so surreal to me because it’s so much like a fangame series i played with its “include EVERYTHING” attitude, wartime theme, and addition of corsets where they do not belong. hopefully hyrule warriors won’t have so much #rape, #pedophilia, bondage fetish stuff, utterly tactless grimdark, underwear fetish stuff, genocide, and deus ex machina resolutions to plots tho. hopefully
HAVE THEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING THAT NOOOOO i like that too i really liked that when i was a kid it was my favorite thing :((((
I don’t think they’ve actually been talking about it but there are rumors circulating. They’re probably 100% bullshit and just wishful thinking on the part of “Sheik is a guy” fans, but I wish I could be sure. Nintendo is pretty adamant about Sheik being Zelda, but I don’t know enough about the Dynasty Warriors team to know if they’ll respect that. Hopefully such a severe dingus move wouldn’t even be allowed by Nintendo.
glad to see ruto as a playable character in hw though, here’s hoping they don’t write her as “a preppy bitch” like the common fan interpretation because the common fan interpretation is rife with misogyny and “other girls vs me” grade bs :(
I always get really competitive when I’m fighting another mage in origins
like “oh you can cast winter’s breath? HERE’S A FUCKING BLIZZARD. WHO’S THE BADASS MAGE NOW.”
and I realize that I am probably the person the templars are afraid of.
YES YES it gets 100x better too if you take the blood mage specialization and get the blood wound spell. I’m probably just a bad person but watching the swarm of little 3d models wriggle in pain immobilized as they take big ol’ hits to their health brings me so much joy. hope you and your pals didn’t like your ability to move without HORRIBLE AGONY, fuckers.
This anon would like to apologize profusely a second time, as they have unearthed a solution to the former issue. Please forgive the first ask sent off, especially if you saw it and planned to respond!!
trust me dont let gaming companies rely too much on large scale death, they’ll start thinking the only way to make plots and stories interesting is killing off characters or major cities and then characters you love and like get killed off randomly for plot device and shitty angst and then everything’s gonna go down hill
death and destruction does not equal a good storyline.
why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh