I’m guessing you’re asking for clarification about this post/the identities of the mentioned games? I’ve been ruminating on the arc of my life where I played them some lately, so I’ll tell a story while I’m at it.
The fangames are Legend of Zelda: Fallen Sage, Legend of Zelda: Time’s Menagerie, and the unreleased (and quite well publicized!) Hyrule: Total War. The first two are straight up rpg maker games with almost no resemblance to the LoZ series aside from featuring Link, a whole lot of gohma, and a sprinkling of very strange interpretations of the seven sages. The lastest one, as some people might have already seen/heard, is a sprawling Total War mod.
They’re… pretty bad. Very little to do with Zelda, buggy, poorly written, with more genocide and underwear fetishism than you can shake a deku stick at. And oh boy are they pretentious, despite the crazy amount of plot holes and completely forgotten plot arcs. Oh, and did I mention in game #2 just about every female character talks about how uncomfortable their underwear is and how it’s giving them a wedgie at least once? Mmm, subtle. I can’t say much about Hyrule Total War because it’s still a work in progress, but from the cutscene clips he’s posted on youtube it doesn’t look like his writing has matured much, if at all.
it’s okay to enjoy disney movies with same-face female character design.
as long as you are aware that disney is consistently producing female characters with the same facial structures for a reason — on the basis that they have to look “pretty” and thus presenting a one-face beauty standard.
you don’t have to apologize for liking tangled or frozen or wanting to see big hero six but please do not defend same-face character design there is no excuse
It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks.
She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
Because the human body doesn’t work like that.
This is my reaction to everything else:
Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format.
i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room
he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty
hyrule warriors is just so surreal to me because it’s so much like a fangame series i played with its “include EVERYTHING” attitude, wartime theme, and addition of corsets where they do not belong. hopefully hyrule warriors won’t have so much #rape, #pedophilia, bondage fetish stuff, utterly tactless grimdark, underwear fetish stuff, genocide, and deus ex machina resolutions to plots tho. hopefully
HAVE THEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING THAT NOOOOO i like that too i really liked that when i was a kid it was my favorite thing :((((
I don’t think they’ve actually been talking about it but there are rumors circulating. They’re probably 100% bullshit and just wishful thinking on the part of “Sheik is a guy” fans, but I wish I could be sure. Nintendo is pretty adamant about Sheik being Zelda, but I don’t know enough about the Dynasty Warriors team to know if they’ll respect that. Hopefully such a severe dingus move wouldn’t even be allowed by Nintendo.
glad to see ruto as a playable character in hw though, here’s hoping they don’t write her as “a preppy bitch” like the common fan interpretation because the common fan interpretation is rife with misogyny and “other girls vs me” grade bs :(
I always get really competitive when I’m fighting another mage in origins
like “oh you can cast winter’s breath? HERE’S A FUCKING BLIZZARD. WHO’S THE BADASS MAGE NOW.”
and I realize that I am probably the person the templars are afraid of.
YES YES it gets 100x better too if you take the blood mage specialization and get the blood wound spell. I’m probably just a bad person but watching the swarm of little 3d models wriggle in pain immobilized as they take big ol’ hits to their health brings me so much joy. hope you and your pals didn’t like your ability to move without HORRIBLE AGONY, fuckers.
This anon would like to apologize profusely a second time, as they have unearthed a solution to the former issue. Please forgive the first ask sent off, especially if you saw it and planned to respond!!