once upon a time my friend veggie wrote this for me
Lord of the Mads: “The Fellowship of the Bullies”
one day on the deviantarts was happened to a place in the zone of duckstapler, famedous internet artist and keeper of secrets.
"wow goly time to crank up the old flash machine and work up a super cool internet moving comic for a favorite fanfic of mine about the donkey’s kong and his brothers in their quest to end racial tensions between green and brown people."
so he took the magic pen of making it happen and drew up the comic for the famous artist (which was the one flash to rule them all)
so young Frito Baggins (which we will call ScareD) saw the flash in the botom of a riviera and says “that vial fiend who how dare of them secretly bullied my fiction! I will have the jerkaboo patrol kill them” but gandalf said “no frito its a bad idea dont do it” and frito/ScareD did it anyway
so all up mount doom roll the jerkaboos with hate and anger spilling out of their hobbit holes with garden tools and angry words and the Stapler of Ducks only sheds one tear and says “it is not like this was supposed to be, please, the bullying it must stope”
but frito was hungry for blood and says “Duke Stapled i will have your body for a feast when this is done” but was replied with “nope” as the duckstapler was somewhere else somehow and the jerkaboos were in tow
fast it was happening and then too much where the chase was on! ducksplatter whooshed away and was at the edge of the cliff “oh no such a bad thing to be happening im truely Domed!”
But as if awaiting that very moment, the ghost of his dead lover, the immaculate TK Baha, rose from beyond the crevasse. “Duckstapler I am here dont worry”
and shed one tear (not two or three or five) to the sight of this dead Baha. “can it is it possibly be the true canon Baha??” and the canon Baha just nods and says “Yup” and Duckstapler jumped off the cliff into his arms and he floats away
the Frito Baggins simply explodes due to mad at this, but someone saved the pieces. the mads were preparing to happen again so long as the duckstapler was a live.
"TK Baha how did u make this happend" asked duckstapler
"Yup" said the Baha