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Aug 01

shoesandhats1 said: I recently started developing a sequel to Earth Birth called God Blood. Do you have any advice on where to find resources (music, etc.) or anything else to do with making a fangame?

HOT DAAAAAAAMN THAT’S RAD. If you finish that I’m gonna play the shit out of it.

For music, you’re gonna wanna find a variety of weird stuff so it’s hard to point in any one direction. That said, the electro-industrial genre might be a good place to start, and one of my many life regrets is that I rediscovered King Missile too late to include a King Missile song in Earth Birth. I wish I could give you some more useful advice on sniffing out music but I had a lot of help from Uveggetis on gathering the musics as he is something of a conisseur.

As for more general Space Funeral fangame creation, I found that following whims and taking inspiration from dreams you had but don’t quite understand gave favorable results. Too much planning creates a different vibe from the one you probably want; the parts of Earth Birth I am least happy with are the ones I spent too much time thinking about. That’s not to say you want to write completely random poopy garbage, but you’ll want to have your subconscious do a lot of the heavy lifting here to set the right tone. Let your mind go on tangents, pursue the thoughts you think that make you go “wait what” when you realize what you thought!

Oh, and be sure to top it off with a strangely comparatively coherent end theme if you want to keep in SF tradition.

SCIENCE BLESS YOUR JOURNEY, COMRADE

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Jul 28

faypunk:

all love should be conditional. those who would hurt you do not deserve your love and that is a perfectly acceptable condition.

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Jul 27

Anonymous said: Fan game?

I’m guessing you’re asking for clarification about this post/the identities of the mentioned games? I’ve been ruminating on the arc of my life where I played them some lately, so I’ll tell a story while I’m at it.

The fangames are Legend of Zelda: Fallen Sage, Legend of Zelda: Time’s Menagerie, and the unreleased (and quite well publicized!) Hyrule: Total War. The first two are straight up rpg maker games with almost no resemblance to the LoZ series aside from featuring Link, a whole lot of gohma, and a sprinkling of very strange interpretations of the seven sages. The lastest one, as some people might have already seen/heard, is a sprawling Total War mod.

They’re… pretty bad. Very little to do with Zelda, buggy, poorly written, with more genocide and underwear fetishism than you can shake a deku stick at. And oh boy are they pretentious, despite the crazy amount of plot holes and completely forgotten plot arcs. Oh, and did I mention in game #2 just about every female character talks about how uncomfortable their underwear is and how it’s giving them a wedgie at least once? Mmm, subtle. I can’t say much about Hyrule Total War because it’s still a work in progress, but from the cutscene clips he’s posted on youtube it doesn’t look like his writing has matured much, if at all.

And now, story time:

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Jul 26

ok that’s it i need to unfollow some people because i went back 66 pages of my dash and STILL DID NOT FIND THE POSTS I SAW LAST NIGHT…

johanandersenspelvis:

it’s okay to enjoy disney movies with same-face female character design.

as long as you are aware that disney is consistently producing female characters with the same facial structures for a reason — on the basis that they have to look “pretty” and thus presenting a one-face beauty standard.

you don’t have to apologize for liking tangled or frozen or wanting to see big hero six but please do not defend same-face character design there is no excuse

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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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deonte-s:

justanotherrreblogger:

This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real
people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage
you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

deonte-s:

justanotherrreblogger:

This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real

people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage

you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. -

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

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