how to ensure you are always “friend zoned”/”forever alone”

  • refer to women as “females”
  • use the term “friend zoned”
  • make ragecomics about being friend zoned or about the enigmatic and laughable nature of women
  • whine more than a 5 year old while complaining that women are over emotional
  • tag your tumblr posts with “woman logic” and “stupid females”
  • go after psychotic women and then decide to wage war on the female sex because YOU picked shitty girlfriends
  • refer to yourself as a “nice guy”
  • continually pursue women who have made it very clear to you that they aren’t interested
  • assume every woman that you’re nice to owes you sex
  • lose your shit when you find out a girl thinks of you as a friend rather than a love interest
  • complain about how women “ONLY GO AFTER JERKS!!!” as you attempt to emotionally manipulate women into dating you
  • complain that women are vain and care too much about clothes and makeup, but only go after fashionable ladies who look like pinup models.
  • cry when said gorgeous women are only interested in handsome, fashionable men.
  • be tactless and overbearing in trying to be “chivalrous.” make sure to smother your friend-girls and treat them like delicate, kitchen-dwelling glass butterflies! never let them open their own doors or make their own decisions. EVER.
  • refer to yourself as antifeminist or a men’s rights activist. of course, this will probably keep you from being “friend zoned” at all, because no woman will want to be friends with you.

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: friend zone, friendzone, friend zoned, friend zoned, forever alone, relationships, relationship, girls suck, woman logic, stupid females, nice guy, nice guys, .
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