There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

Call me Jester (Duckstapler and variants of it is fine too). I'm a lesbian separatist who draws space marines and horrible animal people.

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ZELDA REDESIGN THING PART 1 OUT OF ???: MIDNA

ok so anyone who knows my Zelda Opinions knows that I think midna’s design is wack and the execution of her character is just awful. she’s written like a stereotypical fanfic oc: has way more powers than she needs to function as a character and literally has powers that only show up 1 time to look cool, carrier of a predictable plot twist, establisher of a weird lame ‘other girls vs me’ kind of thing between her and Princess Z, etc. This would be my attempt at retooler her into something that makes more sense.

IMP FORM: Ditched the sex appeal entirely because it was totally creepy, made her a miniblin-ish type impbeast instead and also made her more resemble the other twili who were cursed by zant in her markings and such. Aside from being able to help Link cross through the twilit portals and warping through those, she has no powers because c’mon she could fly wtf and why would Zant leave her with so many powers to fight him with. So, she’d be a powerless, ugly little monster whose cocky snarky attitude and big talk is a cover for how helpless Zant’s curse has made her, instead of being a very powerful ‘sexy’ imp thing who can fly and shapeshift and all this other crap and why does she even need link when she can teleport and fly and aaaaugh.

TRUE FORM: tried to make her look more like something in line with the other twili, or at least Zant. seriously all the other twili are warped from being this race that’s lived in all but total darkness for generations with varied, wonky proportions, but then she’s a curvacious sexy babe whose only claim to nonhuman-ness is having extreme bedroom eyes and being kinda tall for a lady. why. so here she is looking more like queen of the weird darkness dwelling monster people! her flirtation with Link would remain but kinda take on a different vibe, being a horrible monster lady. I mean, imagine the terror of being told “you’re just so cute I could eat you up!!” when you know the person saying it is PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING EXACTLY THAT.

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JUST BECAUSE I’M AN ELF DOESN’T MEAN I’M GONNA BE YOUR SPICY LEGOLAS FOR YOU, YOU CREEPY HUMAN
(I’m disappointed bioware didn’t actually give you a dialog option to be weirded out by that statement because it REALLY PUTS ALISTAIR’S KINDNESS IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIGHT. gray warden ike dumped him right after that cutscene)

JUST BECAUSE I’M AN ELF DOESN’T MEAN I’M GONNA BE YOUR SPICY LEGOLAS FOR YOU, YOU CREEPY HUMAN

(I’m disappointed bioware didn’t actually give you a dialog option to be weirded out by that statement because it REALLY PUTS ALISTAIR’S KINDNESS IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIGHT. gray warden ike dumped him right after that cutscene)

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stupid idiots in dumb ol dragon age au

friendlynextdoorraiders:

stupid idiots in dumb ol dragon age au

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classic american beauty

frank pinups are still Definitely A Thing btw

friendlynextdoorraiders:

classic american beauty

frank pinups are still Definitely A Thing btw

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been thinking of adding a third character but idk i’m not sure i want to upset the GENTLE BALANCE…
this would be Denny. Nobody knows who or what Denny is. Nobody even knows if Denny is a babe or a dude. They dress all mysterious and cowboy but the moment they speak, their Russian accent is enough to inform everyone that they’re not from around the Mojave. They say they’re in the Mojave chasing some dastardly she-villain as part of an ongoing wild revenge scheme, but instead they get roped into working for Sam.
They speak little (in order to avoid drawing attention to themself), but when they do, it’s usually kinda nutty sounding. Because they don’t talk much though, it’s hard to gauge just how deep it runs. I will put on record, however, that they can’t help but fantasize about killing everyone they meet.

not quite their final design I don’t think but denny is a new character so say hi

friendlynextdoorraiders:

been thinking of adding a third character but idk i’m not sure i want to upset the GENTLE BALANCE…

this would be Denny. Nobody knows who or what Denny is. Nobody even knows if Denny is a babe or a dude. They dress all mysterious and cowboy but the moment they speak, their Russian accent is enough to inform everyone that they’re not from around the Mojave. They say they’re in the Mojave chasing some dastardly she-villain as part of an ongoing wild revenge scheme, but instead they get roped into working for Sam.

They speak little (in order to avoid drawing attention to themself), but when they do, it’s usually kinda nutty sounding. Because they don’t talk much though, it’s hard to gauge just how deep it runs. I will put on record, however, that they can’t help but fantasize about killing everyone they meet.

not quite their final design I don’t think but denny is a new character so say hi

Tagged: #doodles #denny

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once, when he and Terry were traveling around, Ike heard of this “New Vegas” city from some other travelers. The most interesting thing about it to Ike was this “Ultra-Luxe” place where supposedly everyone ate well and dressed fukkin classy and had prewar manners. He always wanted to go there.

the context isn’t important have a man in a dress it’s on the house

friendlynextdoorraiders:

once, when he and Terry were traveling around, Ike heard of this “New Vegas” city from some other travelers. The most interesting thing about it to Ike was this “Ultra-Luxe” place where supposedly everyone ate well and dressed fukkin classy and had prewar manners. He always wanted to go there.

the context isn’t important have a man in a dress it’s on the house

Tagged: #doodles #ike

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sadman au party

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that’s awfully kind of you

gonna reblog stuff from my fallout rpblog because that’s what I’m doing with my life these days…
well that and working on my game projects and playing Dragon Age like the slow-on-the-trends little aardvark I am.
but yeah here have Reuben’s horrid little man

friendlynextdoorraiders:

that’s awfully kind of you

gonna reblog stuff from my fallout rpblog because that’s what I’m doing with my life these days…

well that and working on my game projects and playing Dragon Age like the slow-on-the-trends little aardvark I am.

but yeah here have Reuben’s horrid little man

Tagged: #doodles #reuben

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I don’t care much Go or stay I don’t care very much Either way Hearts grow hard On a windy street Lips grow cold With the rent to meet So if you kiss me If we touch Warning’s fair I don’t care very much

I don’t care much
Go or stay
I don’t care very much
Either way
Hearts grow hard
On a windy street
Lips grow cold
With the rent to meet

So if you kiss me
If we touch
Warning’s fair
I don’t care very much

Tagged: #doodles