Can I undo the fact I ate the last slice of pizza on friday so that I can eat the last slice today
changing from jeans to pajama pants
oh gosh city escape stop it you’re embarrassing me >◡<;;
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.