you are the homo in this

When you spend all night doing a project due the next day and the teacher doesn’t collect it in.

laugh-addict:

pyromaniaxe:

Can I undo the fact I ate the last slice of pizza on friday so that I can eat the last slice today

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

seltzerlizard:

Cheeseburger

me: remind me never to start another work intensive sprawling project again

me: hey i have this new cool idea for a sprawling work intensive project

shinyv:

oh gosh city escape stop it you’re embarrassing me >◡<;;

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

introtofeminism:

i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.