There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

Call me Jester (Duckstapler and variants of it is fine too). I'm a lesbian separatist who draws space marines and horrible animal people.

MY WEBSITE!!!! (the games are here)
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so is candy kong supposed to be donkey kong’s girlfriend or sister or both

Posted 4 months ago With 5 notes

I feel like I must be the only n64 rare fan who cannot stand conker’s bad fur day. I KEEP TRYING MAN, I KEEP TRYING TO LIKE IT CUZ I LOVE YE OLDE RARE, but my efforts go unsuccessful as trying to like conker is like trying to like some stranger who walks drunk into your house, vomits on your carpet, then turns on family guy and starts wanking in your living room to whatsherface’s cartoon butt. I’m all for loser protagonists, but conker is so goddamn insufferable i just want to strangle him. it’s made abundantly clear that he’s supposed to be a “relatable loser” but unless you’re the most meat headed of frat bros or a slack-jawed redditor I don’t see how anyone could not want to beat the shit out of him, much less feel some kind of kinship with him.

I AM SO SICK OF THE GENRE “AVERAGE JOE MANCHILD DOES THE THING”, OK, I am so bored of any story/movie/game that relies on the player/viewer/reader having a negative IQ and carpal tunnel from jacking off.

Posted 5 months ago With 7 notes

Tagged: #videya gamz

followers who have played silent hill games

what are the best/creepiest one(s) in your opinion? if you think the series lost its spark (because I know a lot of people feel that way) at what game do you think it did?

i’ll probably just play all of them eventually BUT I WANTED TO SEE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT?

Posted 1 year ago With 4 notes

skittycatz:

Tokyo Jungle is a survival action game developed by PlayStation C.A.M.P. and Crispy’s and published by Sony Computer Entertainment exclusively for the PlayStation 3. The game takes place in a deserted, futuristic Japan, in which the city has transformed into a vicious wildlife wasteland.

In Story Mode, the player plays through missions centered around various animals. Eventually, the player will discover the truth behind mankind’s disappearance.Pomeranian dogs are key characters in the story.

In Survival Mode, the player takes control of an animal and fights for survival against other animals for as long as possible. Tokyo Jungle has online leaderboards so the players can compare their survival skills against one another. Smaller animals will fight in groups, and the player’s group can win fights against larger animals by just having one of the group survive the fight.

The player will have to build up a pack of animals. This is easier for some plant eaters, which means the player may not necessarily be at a disadvantage even if a weaker type was chosen.

There are 50 breeds and 80 types of animals to be expected.Animals confirmed for Tokyo Jungle include Lion, Crocodile, Tiger, Giraffe, Hippo, Cheetah, Chimpanzee, Gazelle, Chicken, Beagle, Tyrannosaurus, Hyena, and Fox. As the player plays through the game, additional playable animals will be unlocked.

SO IT’S A POST APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL GAME WHERE YOU CAN PLAY AS 50 DIFFERENT ANIMALS (BUT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A POMERANIAN) AND YOU CAN DRESS THEM UP IN THE STUPIDEST ACCESSORIES EVER

///WHY HAVE I NEVER HEAR OF THIS GAME BEFORE///

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.

everyone go fucking play Space Funeral

seriously you can’t afford not to play this game. it’s fucking free. just google it and download it holy shit it’s amazing and it’s really short (like an hour long) so it’s not a big commitment

i would say i’d disown any friend who doesn’t play this game but no one ever listens to my suggestions so that’s sort of a futile threat

damn it’s like the MOTHER series got drunk and barfed on the floor in the most fabulous fucking way possible I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

Posted 1 year ago With 4 notes

u should play sly pooper 2 after u beat it b/c its a lot more fun and you dont die in one hit

alrighty!!

Posted 2 years ago With 0 notes

Tagged: #videya gamz

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blizooka:

mikevarker:

Credible information from such a credible band member from a- PffftAHAHAHAHAHA

BUT VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID AND FOR BABIES.

a+ 100% truth except not at all

blizooka:

mikevarker:

Credible information from such a credible band member from a- PffftAHAHAHAHAHA

BUT VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID AND FOR BABIES.

a+ 100% truth except not at all

Tagged: #videya gamz

soooo aside from return to dreamland i also got a hold of a hard copy of psychonauts and some games people kept suggesting to me: sly cooper and viewtiful joe

i have quite a quest ahead of me in the field of video game playing but i’m prepared *sits on couch*

Posted 2 years ago With 3 notes

Tagged: #videya gamz

um i looked at this and started drooling like i do with food

????

Tagged: #videya gamz